It never occurred to us that the winning team would be *athletes*
(Though they have written us denying this allegation.)

 

The event would not have happened without Jason, Splinter, Kim, Pirate Brian and Alicia.

You stepped up in our hour of need, and we salute you.

Special thanks to our hordes of volunteer timekeepers and referrees.

 

1st --- U.S. Bobsled Team # 357 Lead by Luke Styles $ 300.00

2nd --- Urgent Sperm Delivery # 732 Lead by Chris Solarz $ 200.00

3rd --- Fake Work Men's Team # 601 Lead by Casey Loose $ 100.00

 

Awards of Merit (each 50 bucks)

Creative/Beauty -

Fake Work Femme Fatale # 099 With their Red Dragon Cart.

Once they put on the Dragon Costume, they never took it off. People in Chinatown thought they were just warming up for new years.

 

Spirit

Jail Break # 718

Costumed like convicts, tossed fish heads on the course through out the race and had two HUGE fish heads at the finish line. Provided some shenanigans through out the race. Talked a lot of shit.

 

Technical

WMD # 858

Mike Ross's team actually cut up a cart and re-welded it into a ricshaw kind of thing. They had a plastic bag full of the metal filings that came off the cart while they were changing it all around to prove they had all the original pieces.

 

Referee's Honorable Mention

Black Label were so in the spirit, cheated so much, fucked with everyone so much that if we would have given them a cash award, all hell would have broken loose. However, I appreciate the effort that got one judge so pissed off at them the ref actually took the time to type a text message into her cell phone to tell me. Now THAT must have been some blatant cheating. Well done, Black Label, now go ride your bikes.